Writing about antitrust law recently, the excellent Holman Jenkins observed that "At best it’s a criminal waste of talent. At worst, it’s deeply worrisome that any law school graduate aspires to participate in an intellectually corrupt shakedown machine that exists primarily to keep itself employed." Would it that more would apply Jenkins’s antitrust analysis to TikTok, and in doing so, make an obvious case that the federal government’s "sale or ban" law regarding the social media app was and is unnecessary at best, and theft at worst.